That feeling when...

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-31-2018, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Please put your dick away.

But I'm just so proud of it.

Plankton · 07-31-2018, 02:30 PM

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-31-2018, 02:33 PM

I would no longer toss that salad. Ruined.

The Batlord · 07-31-2018, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

I've evolved to the point of never using salad dressing at all. Don't ruin a perfectly good salad, man.

It's ****ing salad, who cares? The dressing (and any meat) is to justify to your taste buds that you're not eating a real meal.

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-31-2018, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's ****ing salad, who cares? The dressing (and any meat) is to justify to your taste buds that you're not eating a real meal.

Of course, the real pro-tip is to skip the salad entirely.

grindy · 07-31-2018, 03:23 PM

Salad rules but of course fat american plebs don't get it and put ketchup and mayonnaise and **** in it.

The Batlord · 07-31-2018, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Salad rules but of course fat american plebs don't get it and put ketchup and mayonnaise and **** in it.

Salad is a bull**** invention by restaurants to offload their excess produce.

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-31-2018, 03:32 PM

I'm sort of learning to appreciate the taste of pure, fresh vegetables in my 30's. I used to be the guy who would just sneakily double up on pasta and meat and take as few vegetables as possible, whether cooked or fresh.
Now I really like the taste of fresh tomatoes and various other vegetables. I also eat quite a large amount of cooked peas on your average week.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-31-2018, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Salad rules but of course fat american plebs don't get it and put ketchup and mayonnaise and **** in it.

😂

>>>>>>>>

Had a salad tonight tbh thoroughly enjoyed it too.

**Frownland** · 07-31-2018, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

I'm sort of learning to appreciate the taste of pure, fresh vegetables in my 30's. I used to be the guy who would just sneakily double up on pasta and meat and take as few vegetables as possible, whether cooked or fresh.
Now I really like the taste of fresh tomatoes and various other vegetables. I also eat quite a large amount of cooked peas on your average week.

I've always preferred veggies tbh.

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	I would no longer toss that salad. Ruined.

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	I'm sort of learning to appreciate the taste of pure, fresh vegetables in my 30's. I used to be the guy who would just sneakily double up on pasta and meat and take as few vegetables as possible, whether cooked or fresh. Now I really like the taste of fresh tomatoes and various other vegetables. I also eat quite a large amount of cooked peas on your average week.