I've evolved to the point of never using salad dressing at all. Don't ruin a perfectly good salad, man.

Please put your dick away.

But I'm just so proud of it.

I would no longer toss that salad. Ruined.

It's ****ing salad, who cares? The dressing (and any meat) is to justify to your taste buds that you're not eating a real meal.

Of course, the real pro-tip is to skip the salad entirely.

Salad rules but of course fat american plebs don't get it and put ketchup and mayonnaise and **** in it.

Salad is a bull**** invention by restaurants to offload their excess produce.

I'm sort of learning to appreciate the taste of pure, fresh vegetables in my 30's. I used to be the guy who would just sneakily double up on pasta and meat and take as few vegetables as possible, whether cooked or fresh.
Now I really like the taste of fresh tomatoes and various other vegetables. I also eat quite a large amount of cooked peas on your average week.