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09-21-2014, 03:15 AM | #613 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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your tongue tickles your mouth so much you have to fake a yawn to keep uh sufff uh cuttin.
S'NOT EVEN GUDD WEEEEDD THOUGH S"WUH GUH UN DUNN?
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09-21-2014, 06:31 AM | #614 (permalink) | |
Make it so
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TFW Summers fur is on your hands when you're trying to eat food lol.
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09-21-2014, 07:26 AM | #615 (permalink) |
Mate, Spawn & Die
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Dogs can be really annoying and pushy as well. Can't say I've ever gone over to someone's house and had their cat try hump my leg or try to tackle me as I came in the door or jammed their nose repeatedly into my crotch.
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09-24-2014, 08:02 PM | #616 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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When you open up your grinder just to get a little sniff of weedstank and find out there's a bunch of smokeable weed in there you apparently completely forgot the **** about.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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09-24-2014, 09:26 PM | #618 (permalink) | |
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Yeah that'll become a lot less cute when the honeymoon period is over.
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09-24-2014, 09:53 PM | #619 (permalink) | ||
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When she has to pick her up by her neck because summer used her shoes as a litter box. TFW you punish your pet and feel like a dil-do.
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09-24-2014, 10:11 PM | #620 (permalink) | |
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I've never had the heart to pick a cat up by the scruff of its neck. I know it's not supposed to hurt them, but I just can't do it.
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