TFW you die from eating too many carbs

Eat some kale foo.

Todos

Except for crustaceans, avocados, coconut, and raw tomatoes.

I used to not like raw tomatoes. I've been eating a ton this year. I've got very few foods left that I don't like.

How come you don't eat avocados? I don't either but I used to like them.

I can deal with them in the right context, like pico de gallo.

Because they're ****ing disgusting, that's why. Also not into the texture. Used to **** with guac but no mas.

I used to think they were really nice. I had food poisoning from one though, and haven't eaten one since.

Being healthy doesn't taste good mate.

Ja don't eat kale either, I heard it ****s with your intestinal lining.

Tfw you put on a brand new pair of Merrell boots with Vibram soles. Omg it's like wearing clouds on your feet.

Mother Of All Boots (MOAB 2's)

The ones I swapped them out for were also Merrell's, and I wore them suckers every single day for just 2 weeks shy of a year.

Tfw you just spent about 150$ on weed and now you're set for a few weeks.