You're right, the container isn't really necessary.

Of course if you drink from a vomit toilet bowl it still counts.

That feeling when you buy dry roasted peanuts instead of honey roasted peanuts. Dry roasted peanuts taste like new home construction.

And boy I sure do love the fresh taste of new home construction.

Who doesn't?

People that have never tasted new home construction.

This took an odd turn

That is the level of ****s I aspire to give.

Watching women eat usually gives me a boner but...