TFW you think you're spitting up blood but it's just Fruity Pebbles.

This is the manliest post I've ever read.

TFW you think your throwing up coffee grounds but it's just blood.

(got so violently sick years back that I ruptured a capillary in my esophagus, which can actually kill you if left untreated)

Go to the doctor/hospital ASAP dude.

I think he's going tomorrow. That's what I read in the Your Day thread anyway.

TFW you can't remember if you forgot to brush your teeth but remembered to jerk off last night.

Tip: Breathe on your hand and smell it. If it smells bad, you need to brush. It's even more effective if you lick your wrist and smell it.

And if your hand smells like *** then you should wash your hands.

Went to the emergency room. Like I said, it was years ago. Spent a couple of hours there getting IVs and all kinds of blood work and tests and then my PCP put me on some meds and a strict diet for a while - nothing acidic, just very bland stuff. No dairy. Nothing that required lots of chewing before going down, etc.

I'd imagine washing your hands is an obvious one but I guess he forgot to brush his teeth so whad do I know?