It takes me about 2 minutes to order a shirt online.

But ordering online i....

Oh. Frownland said it first.

TFW you travel an hour across town for a particular pastry and tea and realize when you get there that you don't want it anymore. Hmph.

For all you bitch about entitled white people that is the most white people problem I have ever heard.

Thanks?

Do you disagree?

No.


The worse offense is that my coffee tastes like soy sauce. I finally made it to Portland and have seen some cool and some very uncool things so far but of all the hooplah about the coffee here Ive little to contribute. I've had only one really noteworthy cup and I forgot where I got it. I could also be losing my taste for coffee. Hence, tea.

Why does your coffee taste like soy sauce? That sounds counter-intuitive.

Maybe he's drinking soy sauce.

I mean yes.


I have a hangover.