Hygienic operatives are still somewhat imperative...

tfw it’s inventory day and you should be at home drinking too much coffee and playing far cry 5 but instead you’re working

TFW you drunkenly fall asleep listening to Lustmord and now your hangover has a distinctly lovecraftian vibe.

TFW you're watching porn and jerking it and the girl starts calling the dude daddy.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/ed84...itemid=5025947

tfw you send one of them horror autocorrect messages you see when people have sent embarrassing things to family members.

So long as your mother reciprocated then it's still sexy.

TFW you touch your dick after chopping habaneros.

Tfw when someone re-purposes a meme you used not but a fortnight minus 13 days and a few hours ago. That's some good coincidental regurgitation.

TFW you spot that you wrote "there" instead of "their" on an article that's been posted for several months.

*commits seppuku*