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09-20-2014, 07:18 PM | #593 (permalink) | ||
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TFW, you finally peal off your fishnets and combat boots only to find your whole ankle is swollen to the size of a baseball and its ****ing purple... I didn't twist it or anything. ..That I can remember. ... Hi-ho off to the hospital I go.
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09-20-2014, 08:11 PM | #595 (permalink) | |
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TFW you go to an air show, wait two hours in traffic, wait another twenty minutes for the shuttle bus, get rained on when you finally get there, miss all but the last ten minutes of the Blue Angels (who closed the air show), wait another twenty minutes in line for another shuttle bus, find out there is only one bus running to take over a hundred people, walk at least two miles back to the parking lot, and end up smoking so many cigarettes that your throat feels like warm sandpaper.
But I did win a game with my friend over who could name the most synonyms for "semen".
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09-20-2014, 08:13 PM | #597 (permalink) | |
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09-20-2014, 08:17 PM | #598 (permalink) | |
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