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Chiomara · 03-28-2018, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

"Sweating like a dog in church" is pretty fantastic tbh. Making old sayings confusing is a great way to screw with people.

It is, actually; I've said it at least three time today, and nobody else finds it funny anymore (which makes it hysterical to me) -- but yeah, I used to do that sort of thing on purpose all the time which is probably why they're all hopelessly scrambled in my brain now. But, I mean, I prefer to keep my friends/acquaintances in a mild state of confusion & dread when they're around me anyway so I'm fine with it.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-28-2018, 03:00 PM

i bet a dog would sweat in church tbf

even if he is a good boy

The Batlord · 03-28-2018, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

i bet a dog would sweat in church tbf

even if he is a good boy

Dogs don't sweat, retard.

**Frownland** · 03-28-2018, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dogs don't sweat, retard.

**** yes I was hoping someone would say this.

Listen up, bitch. Dogs sweat through their paws. They just don't use sweating as a primary cooling method like us humans do.

Chiomara · 03-28-2018, 03:30 PM

I've also become fond of "don't count your possums before they hatch" after saying it to my sister once by mistake. (I always have dogs and possums on the brain.) Oh, by the way, does anyone else's older relatives say "I'll be on you like a junebug" as a threat? Is it just an Arkansas thing? I've never heard anyone else say it.

Oh and speaking of dog feets, a lot of people also don't realize that their paws can be burned by hot sidewalks in the summer. They have sensitive feets.

**Frownland** · 03-28-2018, 03:35 PM

Today I was emailing with a salesman about some online marketing stuff. He had one idea which I had to tell him was not compliant (aka illegal) to which he responded "Mothballs!"

White people say the darnedest things.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-28-2018, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dogs don't sweat, retard.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

**** yes I was hoping someone would say this.

Listen up, bitch. Dogs sweat through their paws. They just don't use sweating as a primary cooling method like us humans do.

lol damn batlord you one dumb bitch

Chiomara · 03-28-2018, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Today I was emailing with a salesman about some online marketing stuff. He had one idea which I had to tell him was not compliant (aka illegal) to which he responded "Mothballs!"

White people say the darnedest things.

The Batlord · 03-28-2018, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

lol damn batlord you one dumb bitch

No I looked it up before I said it. Sweating through their paws and noses is no basis for a serious joke about them sweating in church.

**Frownland** · 03-28-2018, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

No I looked it up before I said it. Sweating through their paws and noses is no basis for a serious joke about them sweating in church.

You said "dogs don't sweat, retard" not "dogs don't sweat enough to legitimize a joke that uses dog sweat as a punchline."

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Today I was emailing with a salesman about some online marketing stuff. He had one idea which I had to tell him was not compliant (aka illegal) to which he responded "Mothballs!" White people say the darnedest things. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x