Is his name Chad? I'll bet his name is Chad. He probably has a sister named Muffy too, and she's probably gonna be livid.

His name is Chinese Man in the Sky.

Was he throwing knives?

*shrug*

TFW you reference the Koch brothers and your coworker asks what Coca Cola has to do with the discussion....

Surprise surprise he's a climate change denier.

At work I had, all at once, at least three people who denied flu vaccines because they supposedly only became sick when they got vaccines. I tried to tell them about herd immunity, they ignored me, and I guarantee you they weren't even educated enough to know about basic vaccine denial dogma. Try dealing with ignoramuses who aren't even educated enough on the nonsense they spout for you to even refute their nonsense.

I get enough of that here.

The term "Dunning-Kruger Effect" is constantly going through my head at times while talking to these people, but there's no possible way I could even utter the phrase out loud without twenty retards taking offense after it takes me twenty minutes to explain the concept to them.

I swear to god I actually like these people for the most part when they aren't flailing at intellectual discussion.

Oh Jesus Christ today they were talking about some pedophile case in the media and I was hearing some ideas about consent that were making me question our species. Like, basic **** that any human being should get on an instinctual level. No, a six-year-old can not consent to a blowjob and is therefore not a slut.

Tfw you're overcome by the urge to just make out with your bestie and she's married and I might as well be but all those nights we spent joking about how we would be perfect together as a couple suddenly feel less silly and more like a missed opportunity :(