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Old 01-21-2018, 12:21 PM   #5801 (permalink)
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Tfw you eat ten chicken nuggets from McDonalds (because you're apparently all the way down to 120 lbs now and would rather not become Skeletor) and it's enough to make you go into a 4 hour long food coma which was not even restful thanks to the creepy hypnagogic hallucinations and/or ghosts (?) in your room.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:45 PM   #5802 (permalink)
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TFW you file your taxes and you promised yourself you wouldn't hurl your feces at the screen but everything is brown cause RRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-22-2018, 01:37 AM   #5803 (permalink)
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That feeling when you're jerking off but then you realize that's actually your dad's dick.
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Old 01-22-2018, 03:56 AM   #5804 (permalink)
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TFW you're looking through old papers trying to find tax stuff, and you trip over copies of the horror stories you wrote thirty years ago.

Lots of scanning to follow.....
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Old 01-22-2018, 04:15 AM   #5805 (permalink)
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TFW you do your taxes just cause your new video game has really small text and your old, pre-digital TV makes the text literally impossible to read and you want to buy a new one.

Also TFW Trump didn't **** you in the ass by getting rid of the EIC.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-23-2018, 07:18 PM   #5806 (permalink)
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Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
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Old 01-23-2018, 07:27 PM   #5807 (permalink)
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Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
Tell him to **** off, you're going for Mexican and an actual movie theater or he gets to jerk his own dick.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Tell him to **** off, you're going for Mexican and an actual movie theater or he gets to jerk his own dick.
Seriously. And meatloaf ffs the old bastard.
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Old 01-23-2018, 07:47 PM   #5809 (permalink)
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Seriously. And meatloaf ffs the old bastard.
I don't care how cool I am with Netflix and chill, we are not ****ing eating meatloaf. Nobody is eating meatloaf. Meatloaf can go **** the Queen of England.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:35 PM   #5810 (permalink)
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Meatloaf...Batlord...bat out of hell...[joke pending]
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