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The Batlord 01-21-2018 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1917656)
Tfw you eat ten chicken nuggets from McDonalds (because you're apparently all the way down to 120 lbs now and would rather not become Skeletor) and it's enough to make you go into a 4 hour long food coma which was not even restful thanks to the creepy hypnagogic hallucinations and/or ghosts (?) in your room.
Two more posts outside the Lounge...

The Batlord 01-21-2018 07:45 PM
TFW you file your taxes and you promised yourself you wouldn't hurl your feces at the screen but everything is brown cause RRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blank. 01-22-2018 12:37 AM
That feeling when you're jerking off but then you realize that's actually your dad's dick.

https://i.giphy.com/media/OYP0mna8txdkI/giphy.webp

Chula Vista 01-22-2018 02:56 AM
TFW you're looking through old papers trying to find tax stuff, and you trip over copies of the horror stories you wrote thirty years ago.

Lots of scanning to follow.....

The Batlord 01-22-2018 03:15 AM
TFW you do your taxes just cause your new video game has really small text and your old, pre-digital TV makes the text literally impossible to read and you want to buy a new one.

Also TFW Trump didn't **** you in the ass by getting rid of the EIC.

WWWP 01-23-2018 06:18 PM
Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.

The Batlord 01-23-2018 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1919150)
Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
Tell him to **** off, you're going for Mexican and an actual movie theater or he gets to jerk his own dick.

WWWP 01-23-2018 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1919153)
Tell him to **** off, you're going for Mexican and an actual movie theater or he gets to jerk his own dick.
Seriously. And meatloaf ffs the old bastard.

The Batlord 01-23-2018 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1919157)
Seriously. And meatloaf ffs the old bastard.
I don't care how cool I am with Netflix and chill, we are not ****ing eating meatloaf. Nobody is eating meatloaf. Meatloaf can go **** the Queen of England.

Frownland 01-23-2018 08:35 PM
Meatloaf...Batlord...bat out of hell...[joke pending]


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