I just realized that Monkey didn't say anything about not eating boogers, he just wanted me to wash my hands afterward. Dirty ****er.

Tfw you snap on someone on a forum, but then you feel bad for it.

Someone asked me to collaborate on a song.
I accepted.
I am now producer/mixer/bass player on song.
Drums, guitar parts come in.
Sounding great.
One other guitar part comes in.
Doesn't sound so great anymore.
Decide not to use other guitar part, but will compromise and create 2 versions.
I stay up all night trying to make it work.
I miss work the next day, due to lack of sleep.
I'm out a few hundred dollars from missing work.
I also missed interviewing 2 new potential hires, and had to reschedule, which pushes a few other important things back.
Someone not even a part of collab comes in thread and says how eff'ed up collab is, and is very critical of person who started collab.
I snap.
Call dude an *******, and give him a big hardy **** YOU.
Dude wants to fight. Wants me to call him to tell him that "In Person". Says I'm a tough guy.
I laugh. I mention that this isn't High School.
I apologize for out break, but mention how I don't tolerate bullies.
No response.
Thread has been dead for a couple days now.
I feel bad.

I hate the internet.

U wanna take this to 2 the streets, boi?

Sho me ur ju jitsu.

How about a nice hardy Roshambo?

I SAID SHO ME UR JU JITSUl

i can’t imagine Plankton being rude to anyone that isn’t Buttlard

*unzips*

Right? I try to go out of my way to be both nice and a complete dick.

...which ties nicely into the first comment.

Aw yeah. Now we got a stew going.

Called me a moron once lol.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/41...only-1112.html

#11115 onwards

2 cheap shots at my expense? Ok.

*adjusts scorecard*

#notthattherereallyisascorecardcommaitjustmakesmel ooklikeIknowwhatIapostrophemdoingandhavesomesortof rudimentaryplaninplace