That feeling when...

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-16-2017, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bro, no place anywhere throws the food away when they're supposed to. If it's up for a couple hours and looks only barely recognizable then we might take pity on the customer, but otherwise those rules are completely ignored at all fast food joints.

i mean a few hours is one thing - and we definitely did that a lot, but this thing was so hard it could've probably stopped a bullet.

JiggleMonster · 12-16-2017, 11:53 AM

hahaha, that's bad. Was it a drive thru customer?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-16-2017, 12:00 PM

sure was. it was also definitely within 30-45mins before the store closed iirc, so he had it coming by ordering a ****in' fish fillet that late.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-16-2017, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

sure was. it was also definitely within 30-45mins before the store closed iirc, so he had it coming by ordering a ****in' fish fillet that late.

There is a top notch chippy at the bottom of my road. Was ran by a Greek guy, the family of Greeks all worked in it, a great bunch of lads. Been going for years since I was about 8 and they would give the kids lollipops when they wait in the queue for their order.

Anyway what I was going to say is I would turn up just before it closes and they would chuck a load of free food in. Fish cakes, scallops, sausages, batter bits and the like. Go in with 40p to buy a couple of scallops five minutes before it's due to shut and nobody is in there and come out with loads of food.

It was such a great chippy. But now it has been taken over by an English family who are not as good, and it is shit. So I go to another chippy now.

The Batlord · 12-16-2017, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i mean a few hours is one thing - and we definitely did that a lot, but this thing was so hard it could've probably stopped a bullet.

That's pretty impressive even by my lack of standards, and I pride myself on being the Al Bundy of the fast food world... I even mercilessly mock our customers' weight and appearance without realizing that I'm emulating that great man... woah. No wonder I loved that show so much as a kid. I'M AL ****ING BUNDY!!!

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-16-2017, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

There is a top notch chippy at the bottom of my road. Was ran by a Greek guy, the family of Greeks all worked in it, a great bunch of lads. Been going for years since I was about 8 and they would give the kids lollipops when they wait in the queue for their order.

Anyway what I was going to say is I would turn up just before it closes and they would chuck a load of free food in. Fish cakes, scallops, sausages, batter bits and the like. Go in with 40p to buy a couple of scallops five minutes before it's due to shut and nobody is in there and come out with loads of food.

It was such a great chippy. But now it has been taken over by an English family who are not as good, and it is shit. So I go to another chippy now.

great story mate, 10/10.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That's pretty impressive even by my lack of standards, and I pride myself on being the Al Bundy of the fast food world... I even mercilessly mock our customers' weight and appearance without realizing that I'm emulating that great man... woah. No wonder I loved that show so much as a kid. I'M AL ****ING BUNDY!!!

it's a good thing we didn't work at the same fast food restaurant because i guarantee we would be fired in no time, probably following a game of fast food 'chicken' to see who could come up with the grossest thing to do to a customer's order.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-16-2017, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

great story mate, 10/10.

thanks mate. I'm hungry atm.

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it's a good thing we didn't work at the same fast food restaurant because i guarantee we would be fired in no time, probably following a game of fast food 'chicken' to see who could come up with the grossest thing to do to a customer's order.

lmao

The Batlord · 12-16-2017, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

it's a good thing we didn't work at the same fast food restaurant because i guarantee we would be fired in no time, probably following a game of fast food 'chicken' to see who could come up with the grossest thing to do to a customer's order.

Man, my store manager will drop a wetass burger patty on the floor, look to make sure no customers are looking, reach down and put that **** right on that bun, then shamelessly hand it to some grinning kid who thinks he's getting gold. I think we'd be fine.

rubber soul · 12-16-2017, 12:28 PM

I know I'm glad I stopped eating fast food

The Batlord · 12-16-2017, 12:55 PM

Plenty of people don't do that btw. My boss and I have a reputation with our fellow employees for being "triflin". So don't let my bull**** scare you from buying grade-F , processed cardboard.

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JiggleMonster GoochTickler Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 249	hahaha, that's bad. Was it a drive thru customer?