TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, take a shower, brush your teeth, take a ****, smoke a cigarette, sit down at your computer to wait till it's time to go to work at 6, check the clock and it's 1:17 am. Go **** yourself.

ok i think i've said this already today but you are a retard

You try thinking rationally when you wake up at 12:30 am.

Why didn't you do this before getting in the shower?

He likes to multi-task

Cause I don't care. Also I like to give a few extra minutes to let as much **** reach the off ramp so I can drop as much of a load as possible.

I thought you just waffle stomped.

Htf did you manage that? You mean you thought it was 4:30 and it wasn't? Or were you using Devin Townsend's time machine again?

I just woke up, saw that the minutes on the clock were more or less around when I'd be waking up, and rose like a zombie to get the day started. I started wondering why I couldn't remember hearing my alarm but just figured I forgot turning it off, then I wondered why my second alarm wasn't going off thirty minutes later when it clearly should have been, and then the rest is history. When you get up at 4:30 in the morning every day you get used to being in a haze when you wake up.

I already do and try to be very certain that I'm not missing out on sleep.