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Trollheart 11-17-2017 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1896016)
tfw an air force man jumps your car for you in the middle of a busy main street and offers to follow you to the auto shop to make sure you don't end up stranded

I'm never sitting down during a national anthem again

also my battery and my alternator passed with flying colors and my **** is still out of whack working and then not working what is this
Who woulda thought this was all it took to completely reverse elph's strongly-held beliefs?!!! :laughing:

Plankton 11-18-2017 07:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1896016)
tfw an air force man jumps your car for you in the middle of a busy main street and offers to follow you to the auto shop to make sure you don't end up stranded

I'm never sitting down during a national anthem again

also my battery and my alternator passed with flying colors and my **** is still out of whack working and then not working what is this
Could be the fuel pump is going bad.

Edit: Or it may be a faulty canuten valve, or even quite possibly, jesus doesn't like you or something. Who knows. What kind of appliance was it again?

Psy-Fi 11-18-2017 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1896016)
tfw an air force man jumps your car for you in the middle of a busy main street and offers to follow you to the auto shop to make sure you don't end up stranded

I'm never sitting down during a national anthem again

also my battery and my alternator passed with flying colors and my **** is still out of whack working and then not working what is this
Might be a problem with the starter, starter relay, starter solenoid. Could also be something fairly simple like a worn or loose battery cable.

The Batlord 11-18-2017 12:16 PM
TFW...

*in room*

"Holy **** I need to piss. I know, I'll go to the bathroom and smoke a cig while I'm out."

*reaches for pack*

*empty*

*grabs new pack*

*spends ten seconds feverishly opening pack while doing the peepee dance*

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-18-2017 12:54 PM
i forgot indoor plumbing isn’t a thing in virginia

The Batlord 11-18-2017 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1896139)
i forgot indoor plumbing isn’t a thing in virginia
#notasmoker

Frownland 11-20-2017 10:38 AM
TFW you can't tell if you hurt your back or if you just need to take a massive ****.

UPDATE: Pretty sure it's the former. These next six hours at work should be fun.

The Batlord 11-21-2017 11:23 PM
TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, take a shower, brush your teeth, take a ****, smoke a cigarette, sit down at your computer to wait till it's time to go to work at 6, check the clock and it's 1:17 am. Go **** yourself.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-22-2017 12:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1897193)
TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, take a shower, brush your teeth, take a ****, smoke a cigarette, sit down at your computer to wait till it's time to go to work at 6, check the clock and it's 1:17 am. Go **** yourself.
ok i think i've said this already today but you are a retard

The Batlord 11-22-2017 03:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1897198)
ok i think i've said this already today but you are a retard
You try thinking rationally when you wake up at 12:30 am.


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