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Mondo Bungle 11-08-2017 06:23 PM

tfw your dad has been in jail and still has two months left, and your mom is having an affair

she said one day that she found some "sick and disturbing things" on his phone and hasn't talked to him since. That was none of my business so even if there were no details I still would rather have not heard it, because that's when the whackness took full hold.

we got 2 letters from him today today, one from oct 24th and the other written yesterday. And that's even less of my business and I probably shouldn't have but before I knew it I was reading them, and it was the most heartfelt thing I've ever read.

I'll always talk about him sucking and otherwise being mental and down right out of control, and how it doesn't mean anything, but I just knew those words were 100% genuine

The Batlord 11-08-2017 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1892165)
tfw your dad has been in jail and still has two months left, and your mom is having an affair

she said one day that she found some "sick and disturbing things" on his phone and hasn't talked to him since. That was none of my business so even if there were no details I still would rather have not heard it, because that's when the whackness took full hold.

we got 2 letters from him today today, one from oct 24th and the other written yesterday. And that's even less of my business and I probably shouldn't have but before I knew it I was reading them, and it was the most heartfelt thing I've ever read.

I'll always talk about him sucking and otherwise being mental and down right out of control, and how it doesn't mean anything, but I just knew those words were 100% genuine

Man, good luck with that ****. "Sick and disturbing" can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people, and clearly the first thing you think is pedophilia, but that's just a knee jerk reaction that might mean absolutely nothing. He might just be a furry or something. My thoughts and prayers go to anyone who can go **** themselves, but do good, dude.

Mondo Bungle 11-08-2017 07:20 PM

I figured that it could only be something sexual or violent or both, cuz I really couldn't think of anything disturbing that wouldn't at least be slightly under one of those umbrellas

but from the letters I could at least deduct that he's not raping and torturing and eating children

The Batlord 11-08-2017 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1892189)
I figured that it could only be something sexual or violent or both, cuz I really couldn't think of anything disturbing that wouldn't at least be slightly under one of those umbrellas

but from the letters I could at least deduct that he's not raping and torturing and eating children

Good luck with your dad who masturbates to My Little Pony.

Mondo Bungle 11-08-2017 07:30 PM

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with gay sex

just remembered another whack thing, my dad said the doctor found a lump next to a testicle and he's going to be sent somewhere for an ultrasound

Blue Hawk 11-09-2017 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1892194)
Good luck with your dad who masturbates to My Little Pony.

Bronies are retarded.

Pet_Sounds 11-09-2017 08:50 PM

TFW you get your midterm results...



... and your average is 96. Phew.

The Batlord 11-11-2017 03:06 AM

TFW you wake up literally three minutes before your alarm goes off and you almost wish you hadn't cause the only thing worse than waking up to your alarm is having to wait for it like a swift kick to the nuts but you'll be damned if you get up right now cause **** the police.

Trollheart 11-11-2017 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1892491)
TFW you get your midterm results...



... and your average is 96. Phew.

Congrats kid! :clap:

Pet_Sounds 11-11-2017 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1892974)
Congrats kid! :clap:

Thanks! :)


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