You don't have it in you.

i frequently spend 2 hrs fiddling

I didn't know you could play the violin.
But they weren't talking about that kind of fiddle... :laughing:

tfw your dad has been in jail and still has two months left, and your mom is having an affair

she said one day that she found some "sick and disturbing things" on his phone and hasn't talked to him since. That was none of my business so even if there were no details I still would rather have not heard it, because that's when the whackness took full hold.

we got 2 letters from him today today, one from oct 24th and the other written yesterday. And that's even less of my business and I probably shouldn't have but before I knew it I was reading them, and it was the most heartfelt thing I've ever read.

I'll always talk about him sucking and otherwise being mental and down right out of control, and how it doesn't mean anything, but I just knew those words were 100% genuine

Man, good luck with that ****. "Sick and disturbing" can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people, and clearly the first thing you think is pedophilia, but that's just a knee jerk reaction that might mean absolutely nothing. He might just be a furry or something. My thoughts and prayers go to anyone who can go **** themselves, but do good, dude.

I figured that it could only be something sexual or violent or both, cuz I really couldn't think of anything disturbing that wouldn't at least be slightly under one of those umbrellas

but from the letters I could at least deduct that he's not raping and torturing and eating children

Good luck with your dad who masturbates to My Little Pony.

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with gay sex

just remembered another whack thing, my dad said the doctor found a lump next to a testicle and he's going to be sent somewhere for an ultrasound

Bronies are retarded.

TFW you get your midterm results...



... and your average is 96. Phew.