TFW you come home after a hard day, lie down in bed, relax and suddenly there's a loud buzzing sound and it turns out some big ass bug is chilling in your bed.
**** that ****. I have mesh on all the windows especially so none of those get in. ****ing hate insects and spiders and stuff.

Worse if he has his bitches in there too!

Bitches in my bed? That'd be something new.

I don't allow my dogs on the furniture either.

Meant the bug. Bugs have bitches too. Bitch bugs.

The absolute worst is when you're just chilling in your room and all of a sudden there's a ****ing wasp flying around and you're forced to flee like a bitch, trapping it in your room and now you have no idea what to do. So you wrap yourself in a ridiculous amount of clothes like a god damn beekeeper and occasionally build up the courage to sneak into your room with some sort of makeshift flail, desperately searching for any sign of the wasp that is now nowhere to be seen, until you see it, strike, miss, and run with your tail between your legs.

Abso-****ing-lutely! I once walked into my room, saw a ****ing HUGE wasp hovering near my light (about the centre of the room), ducked out. Waited for like ten minutes before I plucked up the courage to sidle in, broom in hand, to push open the window enough so he could fly out, ****ed off again for a half hour, came back and he was gone. ****ed if I'm tackling a wasp as big as a small helicopter! Those things are EVIL!

Yeah, **** wasps. Gimmie a bee any-day. But wasps can go **** themselves.

What a bunch of girls. I'm not afraid of wasps. They're annoying when they try to fly up my nose or eyes, but they are as easily killed as a common fly.

I once walked right through a humongous swarm of 100.000 bees and that's not something I'd like to repeat. If that had been wasps, I would have walked another way since they're admittedly more aggressive than bees.

Bees are grand. Leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. But ****in wasps just hate everything. Bastards. They scare the living **** out of me. ****s.

While we're on the subject, sort of, who hates those ****ing crane flies/daddy longlegs? Urgh! Also ****s.