you're too drunk to roll a joint and you get HELLA FVCKING DEPRESSED CUZ U JUS WANNA BAKE RIGHT THE FVCK NOW BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. CANT ROLL DAT **** CAN YA?!?!?!!!!!

Next time.

Roll first.

Smoke up.

THEN DRINK.

Jesus fvcking christ in the anus. I know how this shizz worx but goddamn if i aint one forgetfull motherfvcker. EAT ALL OF YOUR SH!T C0CKSVCKERZZZZZZZZZZZ

Do you have a socket? Or a soda can? Or an apple?

Just by a bowl at a gas station or something. They even have them in Virginia.

...

This means war.

I managed to roll it. Unfortunately the only thing about last night I remember is spamtexting Bob, falling on top of a 40oz, and hitting on a nurse who was way out of my league.

It's always the ones I can't have.

I got one nugget left, decently sized. Enough for a shortjoint. Maybe now I'll be able to tell if it's any good or not.

I still have a few joints worth of medical grade shit left, it's sticky as shit and potent as a mother. If you were my roomate you'd be welcome to some of it.

TFW you've been holding onto your last pick for dear life until one day when you put on a new pair of pants and there're five ****ing glorious picks in your pocket.

Dude, ebay, I got a couple hundred for 10 bucks (fender black heavies). I've still got so many left.