But, like, what's the point of sacrificing to Crom? Begging for anything from Crom will bring only his contempt. You're supposed to look to Crom as an example of the warrior you should be and not be such a pussy. Dear god Howard was a Nazi.

TFW you ask someone a question and they go on a five minute answer regarding something totally unrelated and you just roll with it and wait it out before you go try to find a competent person.

Reminds me of this brain damaged dude named Ian I work with. He'll say something about how he's gonna kick some random guy's ass for no apparent reason, so you ask him what the **** he's talking about and he responds by talking about Pop Tarts.

I'm talking customer service reps

From today, slightly edited.
Me: Hello, I was checking out your goats online and was wondering if there was a limit on how many I could purchase per week.
Rep: Yes, our goats are of the finest quality. They are healthy, flexible, and well-trained in all sorts of positions that will serve your goat-based needs. They come in brown, white, black, and grey and come with one costume each. Etc.

Those ****ing goat salesmen are all the same!

TFW you google something and only get two results.

TFW you want to see if there's a tumblr page dedicated to hideous, old man combovers, but when you Google it all you get are douchebag hipsters with Hitler Youth haircuts. :finger:

...your friend asks you to go to a website and vote for his daughter for Miss Idaho.

I'd vote for her. You got a chip on your shoulder or something, Plankton?
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