My blood sugar is crazy high. They say I should go if it is over 500 but I have been okay. Just need to keep hydrated and take more insulin and check again ever 30 mins or so to see if it is going down.

TFW you look down the threads and nearly all of them have your name as the last poster. I have no life. :(
And now I can add this one to the list.

TFW you're going out the backdoor to smoke a cigarette at 5 in the morning, it's pitch black, and the door is being blocked by something you can't see, so you turn on the light and god damn it it's a push door.

At least it wasn't a ninja or some monster from another dimension come to kill you. How many times has that happened, right guys?

Why are you getting tested? Are you on probation or something?

No, it's just a part of our theocracy.

the thought of doing a drug test for work seems so foreign to me, americans are ****ing weird.

Never had to do one. I think it might actually be arbitrary what companies make you do them.

i would've expected a company as prestigious as Burger King to have higher standards, it's not like they'll just hire any crack head off the street.

/end sarcasm

If my work starts drug testing I'm gonna **** in a cup and tell them I'm a jenkem fiend.