He's Shemp. The one nobody likes.

TFW you got booze heartburn and don't know if you wanna keep drinking but of course you do but your weed man is coming soon and that'll help your heartburn but you don't know if you want to stop drinking till he brings your weed cause that would mean not drinking so I'm gonna keep drinking. Thanks, MB. I needed that.

Damn but that **** still burns. **** it.

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TFW you go to watch Youtube videos of German Wehrmacht MG42 machine guns and nobody ever just holds down the trigger so you can see just how terrifying a machine gun it really was. I don't care if it's historically inaccurate that anybody would have just held down the trigger and not fired in bursts. I want to see that monster unleash absolute hell and every single one of you redneck losers are gripping my blue balls.

And so I have to satisfy my diseased mind by listening to Nazi punk because there's something wrong with me. Seriously, that was my immediate thought after watching those videos.



**** you, ***got. It's not homophobic cause I'm sure Moe probably said the same thing back in the day. Historical accuracy ftw.

That feeling when you are watching Texas A&M blowout UCLA by 38 to 7 and you start getting bored so you turn it to something else, forget about it and then go to sleep later on, only to wake up the next morning to have missed out on an epic comeback. **** me.

TFW you're going on vacation in five days and it seems you're coming down with a cold.

KILL IT WITH WHISKEY!!! i

TFW haven't watched the Twin Peaks finale and desperately trying to avoid spoilers

but that's not the worst of it...

TFW you should probably go to the hospital but don't. I'm just going to wait it out. I don't feel like going to the ER for this.

What'd you do?