Well ya know
if that's like... something you're lookin for

if ya need some help with that or something sometime or whatever

ahem.ahem.ahem.
hurfdurfdurf.

SEEING MYSELF OUT SEEING MYSELF OUT DONT MIND ME

That feeling when you enjoy ripping your skin off.

TFW your friend admits to begin a zombie...^

Tfw a Facebook discussion starts off as a civilized discussion and ends with you trolling angry conservatives so hard they're basically foaming at the mouth.

tfw you wake up and feel like you're coming down with something. blech.

Hand me a napkin..

In all fairness, that's kind of like feeding Alka-Seltzer to Cujo.

To be fair I only do it when they're exceedingly ignorant.

And it's damn fun.

That feeling when you've been sick for two days and every time you blow your nose, you end up going right through the Kleenex.

tfw you have to force yorself to calm the fvck down and recognize the fact that you are not the only one who works for and serves people who are on average 40 points below you in IQ level.

I had to drink so much vodka today to subdue my hatred for my boss and our regular customers. Out of 900$ in 7 hours worth of customers, I liked one of them. Most customers buy 15$ worth. So yeah. I hate pretty much everyone that strolls in with the intensity of 10 quintillion orgasms.