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08-31-2017, 01:03 PM | #5231 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I'm more worried that I've only been carded twice in like five years.
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08-31-2017, 01:42 PM | #5234 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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*walks into gas station*
*gets beer and asks for cigarettes* "ID?"
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08-31-2017, 02:40 PM | #5237 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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I'd get a hotel room.
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08-31-2017, 03:53 PM | #5238 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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TFW you have less than $5 in your account till tomorrow but you want weed and more booze and you also don't have a car and **** all the **** that isn't you getting weed and more booze. My god am I not an adult don't tell Plankton.
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08-31-2017, 03:57 PM | #5239 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Invest it and turn 5 dollars into 500 DOLLARS!!!
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