She doesn't fancy the spiders.

You guys should try out getting to work at 6-7.

It's a nice opportunity to chat with my mate in Thailand and hound him about recs he hasn't checked out yet. One of those rare times when I'm the sober mother****er receiving wasted texts.

6am every day.

25 hour shifts are the ****ing worst.

Since the 90's.

I'd have a bullet in my head already if I'd been doing that **** for 30 years.

Boys do what they want, men do what they have to.

I usually start at 7.30 but if I'm feeling lazy I come in at 8, sometimes at 9.

And idiots have kids.