tfw you're cleaning the toilet and you think you might have to call a priest to quell the Ghost of Shitmas Past

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Shit? I've seen way worst than shit in the women's bathroom.

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Also, some asshole threw his shitty toilet paper on the floor instead of the toilet the other day.. Glad I'm not the cleaning guy at this job.

tfw you couldn't differentiate your work keys from your house keys so your nice roommate lets you in and helps you figure out which key opens your room door.

Sitjan, you may not speak very good English. As a matter of fact, your English is terrible. But you're from fvcking Korea and you've always been understanding. Thanks Sitjan.

You fall asleep on a couch with a pillow in your hands, and wake up hours later to actually put it under your head

TFW you walk into work and your job is to hang severed heads from the ceiling.
I work in the right spot <3!

Sounds like fun… for Batlord….

I'd totally pretend to be your son on bring your kid to work day.

I'd totally let you...

At least until you realized you'd have to let people think you were old enough to have a teenage son.

Sad part is now a days I am old enough to have one..