That feeling when...

GuD · 08-08-2017, 10:52 PM

tfw you don't believe in magic and experience paranormal, supernatural, and unexplainable occurrences on the daily. Gee, world view. You never seemed so shattered. In closure, if the lady in the red dress, black stockings, heels, long black hair, and oversized conical straw hat could stop stalking me and appearing in oblong places that would be great. Your waves from your perched gargoyelesque pose on the electrical box above the garage and across the street are frightening and flattering but I'd rather keep my sanity.

Plankton · 08-09-2017, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Tfw when you just want to pickle things and raise chickens but you have no chickens and instead just read chicken raising forums while feeling wildly envious and confused as to why you must develop all of these deeply uncool interests all the time.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/

I've been a member for a few years now. I have zero chickens.

Chiomara · 08-09-2017, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

https://www.backyardchickens.com/

I've been a member for a few years now. I have zero chickens.

I think I've browsed that site's forum a lot; I'll have to join too. I really don't understand why the mundane details of strangers' chickens and chicken personalities are so riveting to me, but I don't want to fight it. I cannot fight it.

Plankton · 08-09-2017, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

I think I've browsed that site's forum a lot; I'll have to join too. I really don't understand why the mundane details of strangers' chickens and chicken personalities are so riveting to me, but I don't want to fight it. I cannot fight it.

I think my preoccupation with chickens stems from my appreciation for Buckethead.

GuD · 08-09-2017, 08:59 PM

I helped raise backyard chickens before. That was about 6 years ago and can barely remember any of it but it was alright. Tasted a little different from store bought eggs.

Lucem Ferre · 08-10-2017, 12:32 AM

My dad has chickens and I hope he kills himself.

**Frownland** · 08-10-2017, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

My dad has chickens and I hope he kills himself.

At least he doesn't have crabs.

The Batlord · 08-13-2017, 08:42 PM

TFW you're talking to yourself and you realize that you didn't even say a real sentence, so now you're crazy AND incoherent.

Mondo Bungle · 08-13-2017, 09:44 PM

I'm feeling weirdly weird

Chiomara · 08-14-2017, 03:45 AM

Tfw you're lying awake at 3:43 am because you're craving smoked salmon with the intensity of a thousand suns. (I can't go out and buy more because I already spent too much on smoked salmon earlier this week. I think I might be a bear.)

08-09-2017, 08:59 PM	#5135 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I helped raise backyard chickens before. That was about 6 years ago and can barely remember any of it but it was alright. Tasted a little different from store bought eggs. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

08-14-2017, 03:45 AM	#5140 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Tfw you're lying awake at 3:43 am because you're craving smoked salmon with the intensity of a thousand suns. (I can't go out and buy more because I already spent too much on smoked salmon earlier this week. I think I might be a bear.) __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

08-08-2017, 10:52 PM	#5131 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	tfw you don't believe in magic and experience paranormal, supernatural, and unexplainable occurrences on the daily. Gee, world view. You never seemed so shattered. In closure, if the lady in the red dress, black stockings, heels, long black hair, and oversized conical straw hat could stop stalking me and appearing in oblong places that would be great. Your waves from your perched gargoyelesque pose on the electrical box above the garage and across the street are frightening and flattering but I'd rather keep my sanity.