That feeling when...

The Batlord · 08-02-2017, 09:03 AM

TFW you start to freak out cause how the hell did you smear **** on your pillow oh wait *sniff* it's chocolate.

grindy · 08-05-2017, 09:30 PM

TFW your best friend is basically a nice, harmless guy but whenever he's drunk he behaves in a way that seems insulting to guys and sex molestery to girls and you always have to defend him.

Justthefacts · 08-05-2017, 09:51 PM

TFW nobody gives a shit.

djchameleon · 08-06-2017, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara

I just think it makes a nice after shower body moisturizer.

It has numerous uses but I don't buy it as much as I should.

TFW four people you know through associates die from overdoses in one week.

Aux-In · 08-07-2017, 09:50 AM

TFW when you bring your food to work and you look over at the vending machine containing a fish filet sandwich. Four minutes before you didn't know you wanted it, but that is no deterrent: "Definitely coming back for that in a few hours," you say. Hours pass, with filet on the mind, only to be dashed when the clock hits rightly as you make your return to La Machina. For it is then that you discover the sandwich in question has, simply, vanished into the afterglow of salt & pepper shakers, ruffling newspapers and beeping cell-phone chatter.

Now you want to know who did it, so you can get justice.

djchameleon · 08-08-2017, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aux-In

TFW when you bring your food to work and you look over at the vending machine containing a fish filet sandwich. Four minutes before you didn't know you wanted it, but that is no deterrent: "Definitely coming back for that in a few hours," you say. Hours pass, with filet on the mind, only to be dashed when the clock hits rightly as you make your return to La Machina. For it is then that you discover the sandwich in question has, simply, vanished into the afterglow of salt & pepper shakers, ruffling newspapers and beeping cell-phone chatter.

Now you want to know who did it, so you can get justice.

I had a similar experience but with a free book that I wanted to pick up. Only 30 mins passed and when I returned looking for the book someone already snatched it. I also hate that I only vaguely remember how the book cover looks and didn't commit the title to memory.

**Exo** · 08-08-2017, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

tfw you go 3 days without listening to music and you put the headphones on and it's like the first time again

What happened?

Aux-In · 08-08-2017, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I had a similar experience but with a free book that I wanted to pick up. Only 30 mins passed and when I returned looking for the book someone already snatched it. I also hate that I only vaguely remember how the book cover looks and didn't commit the title to memory.

Did you get justice?

djchameleon · 08-08-2017, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aux-In

Did you get justice?

No there were only a few people so I scanned the room and the lady dipped out. Made off with my goods that I should have set aside for myself. At least, I did get a book from Octavia Bulter.

Chiomara · 08-08-2017, 04:52 PM

Tfw when you just want to pickle things and raise chickens but you have no chickens and instead just read chicken raising forums while feeling wildly envious and confused as to why you must develop all of these deeply uncool interests all the time.

08-05-2017, 09:30 PM	#5122 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	TFW your best friend is basically a nice, harmless guy but whenever he's drunk he behaves in a way that seems insulting to guys and sex molestery to girls and you always have to defend him. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

08-08-2017, 04:52 PM	#5130 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Tfw when you just want to pickle things and raise chickens but you have no chickens and instead just read chicken raising forums while feeling wildly envious and confused as to why you must develop all of these deeply uncool interests all the time. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

08-07-2017, 09:50 AM	#5125 (permalink)
Aux-In Wrinkled Magazine Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: In Time Posts: 467	TFW when you bring your food to work and you look over at the vending machine containing a fish filet sandwich. Four minutes before you didn't know you wanted it, but that is no deterrent: "Definitely coming back for that in a few hours," you say. Hours pass, with filet on the mind, only to be dashed when the clock hits rightly as you make your return to La Machina. For it is then that you discover the sandwich in question has, simply, vanished into the afterglow of salt & pepper shakers, ruffling newspapers and beeping cell-phone chatter. Now you want to know who did it, so you can get justice.