That feeling when...

**Frownland** · 07-26-2017, 01:39 PM

*is already

Ghosts are real, scientists call them dark matter.

Lucem Ferre · 07-28-2017, 02:21 AM

That feeling when you miss somebody so you look them up and now you miss them more. It's a trap, don't do it. ****ing social media is bull****. I don't regret it.

Aux-In · 07-28-2017, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

That feeling when you miss somebody so you look them up and now you miss them more. It's a trap, don't do it. ****ing social media is bull****. I don't regret it.

Girls have cooties anyway. Everyone knows that.

The Batlord · 07-28-2017, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Aux-In

Girls have cooties anyway. Everyone knows that.

I figure he probably looked up his dad and cried at the screen for 20 minutes incoherently blubbering about birthday cards and baseball games.

grindy · 07-28-2017, 10:55 AM

TFW you talk to the first girl you've been even slightly attracted to in two years or so and she mentions a boyfriend. Well, here's to two more years.

Chiomara · 07-28-2017, 02:22 PM

Tfw when you stumble across a song on your computer someone (a friend from a forum I used to frequent who decided that he was in love with me) wrote for you ages ago and it's oddly depressing to listen to.

Zhanteimi · 07-29-2017, 03:44 AM

TFW you're too 上手.

No longer self-assessed! My 上手ness has been confirmed by the natives.

After the rehearsal (I'm a fake priest), the bride and groom told me I was too 上手 and it broke their image of 外人. They asked me to ham up a 外人 accent of my Japanese during the wedding.

I asked them how to do that. They didn't know. I didn't know, either, because I'm too 上手.

Humblebragって日本語で何て言うの？

The Batlord · 07-29-2017, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mord

TFW you're too 上手.

No longer self-assessed! My 上手ness has been confirmed by the natives.

After the rehearsal (I'm a fake priest), the bride and groom told me I was too 上手 and it broke their image of 外人. They asked me to ham up a 外人 accent of my Japanese during the wedding.

I asked them how to do that. They didn't know. I didn't know, either, because I'm too 上手.

Humblebragって日本語で何て言うの？

I'd have thanked them and told them I'd give either of them a discount on their next marriage.

djchameleon · 07-29-2017, 04:26 PM

TFW it burns when you pee

DwnWthVwls · 07-29-2017, 09:49 PM

Fix yo dick.

07-26-2017, 01:39 PM	#5091 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	is already Ghosts are real, scientists call them dark matter. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

07-28-2017, 10:55 AM	#5095 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	TFW you talk to the first girl you've been even slightly attracted to in two years or so and she mentions a boyfriend. Well, here's to two more years. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

07-28-2017, 02:22 PM	#5096 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Tfw when you stumble across a song on your computer someone (a friend from a forum I used to frequent who decided that he was in love with me) wrote for you ages ago and it's oddly depressing to listen to. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

07-29-2017, 03:44 AM	#5097 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	TFW you're too 上手. No longer self-assessed! My 上手ness has been confirmed by the natives. After the rehearsal (I'm a fake priest), the bride and groom told me I was too 上手 and it broke their image of 外人. They asked me to ham up a 外人 accent of my Japanese during the wedding. I asked them how to do that. They didn't know. I didn't know, either, because I'm too 上手. Humblebragって日本語で何て言うの？ __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic