*is already

Ghosts are real, scientists call them dark matter.

That feeling when you miss somebody so you look them up and now you miss them more. It's a trap, don't do it. ****ing social media is bull****. I don't regret it.

Girls have cooties anyway. Everyone knows that.

I figure he probably looked up his dad and cried at the screen for 20 minutes incoherently blubbering about birthday cards and baseball games.

TFW you talk to the first girl you've been even slightly attracted to in two years or so and she mentions a boyfriend. Well, here's to two more years.

Tfw when you stumble across a song on your computer someone (a friend from a forum I used to frequent who decided that he was in love with me) wrote for you ages ago and it's oddly depressing to listen to.

TFW you're too 上手.

No longer self-assessed! My 上手ness has been confirmed by the natives.

After the rehearsal (I'm a fake priest), the bride and groom told me I was too 上手 and it broke their image of 外人. They asked me to ham up a 外人 accent of my Japanese during the wedding.

I asked them how to do that. They didn't know. I didn't know, either, because I'm too 上手.

Humblebragって日本語で何て言うの？

I'd have thanked them and told them I'd give either of them a discount on their next marriage.

TFW it burns when you pee :mad:

Fix yo dick. :(