Tfw you order an adobada burrito from a taco truck randomly stopped down the street and you know that **** is excellent because the servers only speak Spanish. There's a reason why Mexico is as fat as the US.

TFW you swallow a large amount of liquid too fast and your throat feels like it's about to rupture and the next ten seconds of your life are agony.

Did you order in Spanish? I hope you speak some Spanish. Tell me you do.

No thanks on the tropics, that **** is too hot. I'd like to live in an expansive foresty mountain in an isolated area where I can be as loud as I goddamn want and sustain myself and friends I bring over. Probably somewhere in Northern California that's an hour or two from San Fran so that I can go to shows and ****.

I hate the heat too, but I also hate bears.

Hablo Espanol rudementario, pero soy un amateur. Ordenando comida es facil.

Es un gato en mi pantalones!

If you've got a house and keep your trash in a separate shed you're good on bears. Grindy's Russian, I'm sure he can back me up on bears being no big deal.

I love me some wilderness, but in the sense of just long-term living somewhere casually and not being John Muir, I kind of like the idea of fun beaches more than calming forests. And I'm also hoping that I can get used to tropical heat. If not then send me to anywhere else.

I thought Grindy was from Ukraine?