TFW you have three days off and you had no idea you were running out of cigarettes. Now I'm gonna have to leave the house.

I thought all Virginians just grew their own?

In the western part of the state. Here we just build the ships that defend our cigarettes on the high seas.

Tfw your cousin just graduated from medical school in Taiwan, your other cousin is still galavanting in Ukraine and you're just an ugly potato of a person who is once again stuck in her hometown.

Except for Taiwan and Ukraine this is me. Even got a friend in medical school.

It's like perpetually living in an early 2000s pop-punk song.

Going to med school here in the US seems like it would be difficult enough; I can't imagine how he (my cousin) managed to do so in Taiwan. Also I love how every time I hear about some acquaintance's great accomplishment, it is always while I'm, like, watching youtube without pants on while eating cookies at 3 am or something.

Anyway, I'm sure Virginia is at least marginally better (I guess?) than Texas.

NO, **** YOU! SUM 41 ARE NOT MY SPOKESMEN!

I forgot I hated that ****. Thanks.

I think my friend gets by in medical school on ecstasy and buying large TVs.

I guess. But we don't have cities that aren't boring.

My brother in law is from Cameroon and going to med school here. It's pretty tough. You pretty much have to have a 4.0 GPA to get your doctorate or your chances of completing said doctorate as a foreign student are greatly diminished.

TFW you do drugs to escape your problems but you end up sitting alone the whole time consumed in thought of your problems.

TFW all you ate yesterday was a slice of pizza and 3 oreos and all you've had today is a 160 calorie protien shake. And I'm not hungry. Sure feel like crap though. I've gone back to just the 50mg dose of zoloft. Too many side effects with 100mg (loss of appetite, light headedness, super sensitivity to sunlight, and major fatigue).