:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Anything so you don't have to beg for cigarette money on the streets with a guitar.

You have to have a more exotic instrument if you want to make enough money to afford California's crazy expensive cigarettes. People seem to stick around for the mijwiz/kick pedal to suitcase combo.

I call them busk bucks and they're reusable.

TFW your coworker uses memes and pop culture references in a presentation and you think to yourself “wow, what a fun guy!” and his subject matter is suddenly not boring anymore.

Tfw your freakishly sensitive rosacea-addled skin (honestly I think it may also be some sort of cumulative irritant contact dermatitis as well) cannot even handle the ointments and creams meant to help it due to the inactive ingredients that irritate your skin and, to make matters worse, natural skincare products are just as bad due to the oils in them. (Oils are especially bad for people who, for instance, have fungal acne because the type of yeast that causes it (malassezia) feeds on oils and long-chain fatty acids.)
I am now having to wash my face with rose water and soothe it with green tea & spearmint tea ice cubes, of all things. Based on studies it seems like sulfur, seabuckthorn extract/oil, mandelic acid, azelaic acid and even ivermectin are all very promising treatments, but I'm going to have to formulate my own serums in order to try them due to the aforementioned problem with irritating filler ingredients in those things.

TFW you accidentally open two beers at the same time but then your friend calls you and now you're going to see either Guardians of the Galaxy or Wonder Woman but you have two nearly full 16oz cans of Steel Reserve to drink in a half hour because you'll be ****ed if you come back to flat malt liquor. *shiver*

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I wanted to drink two beers go **** yourself.

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TFW watching DJ Akademiks getting yelled at, insulted and punked over and over again on daily struggle makes you really happy and you don't know why.

TFW you go to an xxxtentacion concert with out knowing how young the crowd will be and you got to fight teenage girls off from dancing up on you unless they brought a permission slip from their parents saying that it's okay.