Imagining some day making a movie of my story, I was thinking about how the last scene would play out and legit made myself cry.

this is what'll be playing

Regular version tho



It'll be a little teary at first but then the chorus will drop and you won't be able to keep the floodgates closed anymore

TFW you take a drink from a half empty bottle of water and it turns out to be vodka.

A friend did that with a glass of gin the morning after a drinking binge. Took one swig, paused, and then spat that **** all over the floor. Luckily it was screened in porch.

I ain't no bitch so I finished the half sip I started. The shock made me cough like a mother****er though. The weirdest part is that I would never store booze like that (I have several flasks). It sounds like something wasted Frownland would do to mess with me.

This was a full mouthful of cheap gin though.

I said I ain't no bitch.

$10 Chula could kick your ass even ****ed up on Zoloft and half a bowl of Cheerios.

Wow, you'd be willing to sacrifice a whole day's work over that?