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Old 05-31-2017, 09:44 AM   #4921 (permalink)
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TFW your job includes technologically assisting old people who are paranoid about computers and hacking in the most adorable ways.


What do they do? Give us a story Frown.
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Old 05-31-2017, 09:57 AM   #4922 (permalink)
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What do they do? Give us a story Frown.
We're trying to standardize email signatures right now, and one guy doesn't want his name in the signature because he thinks his name is an identity question for his wife's bank account and for the love of god that information can't be passed around. Oh, I should probably mentioned that our company emails are formatted as "firstname.lastname@companyname.com"...

Another goodie that's not exactly paranoia. I assist with the brokers' facebook pages as well, and one of them posted a screenshot of a 30ish page article to their page...with porn tabs open at the top included in the screenshot.
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Old 05-31-2017, 10:04 AM   #4923 (permalink)
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We're trying to standardize email signatures right now, and one guy doesn't want his name in the signature because he thinks his name is an identity question for his wife's bank account and for the love of god that information can't be passed around. Oh, I should probably mentioned that our company emails are formatted as "firstname.lastname@companyname.com"...

Another goodie that's not exactly paranoia. I assist with the brokers' facebook pages as well, and one of them posted a screenshot of a 30ish page article to their page...with porn tabs open at the top included in the screenshot.


God bless old people.
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Old 05-31-2017, 12:30 PM   #4924 (permalink)
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Was it weird porn?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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They were lady wank videos I think.
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I remember working at Geek Squad and this guy had like a virus. I noticed in his downloads he had a lot of videos that said "hot teen ****s something something" and he was like "Oh, how did that get in there? Is that child porn?" and I said, "Well, that depends on the age sir, do you want me to delete this for you?" and I deleted it for him.

That job was fun at times.
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Old 06-01-2017, 12:25 AM   #4927 (permalink)
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God bless old people.
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That feeling when you just can NOT get that last crossword clue, say "Ah **** it, it must be some word I never heard of", flip to the answers and go "AH **** OF COURSE!!!"
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They were lady wank videos I think.
I'm not familiar with her. Is she from the Boston Wanks? Related to Lord Fap or Baron Tosser at all?
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I remember working at Geek Squad and this guy had like a virus. I noticed in his downloads he had a lot of videos that said "hot teen ****s something something" and he was like "Oh, how did that get in there? Is that child porn?" and I said, "Well, that depends on the age sir, do you want me to delete this for you?" and I deleted it for him.

That job was fun at times.
So you helped cover up a potential crime. Nice.
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TFW your beloved comic shop gets replaced by a vape shop. Eat ****, vapers.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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