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Old 08-18-2014, 01:22 AM   #481 (permalink)
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you're curled up in the shower wondering why you don't have breasts, a vagina, and the capacity to birth children- not that you really want to. not right now, at least.
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Old 08-18-2014, 01:26 AM   #482 (permalink)
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you're curled up in the shower wondering why you don't have breasts, a vagina, and the capacity to birth children- not that you really want to. not right now, at least.
A vagina feels nice to be in, but sometimes I wonder why I can't have breasts to play with. I love boobs because nothing is more fun than playing with boobs.
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Old 08-18-2014, 03:17 AM   #483 (permalink)
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TFW you find an exceptionally long eyebrow or arm hair, and you get the same sense of satisfaction from pulling it out as you do from popping a zit.
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Old 08-19-2014, 03:56 PM   #484 (permalink)
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That feeling when the vag feels kinda sandy and gritty.
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Old 08-19-2014, 03:58 PM   #485 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2014, 03:59 PM   #486 (permalink)
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That feeling when someone compliments your taste and it's a girl. Can't help feeling a little flattered.
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Old 08-19-2014, 11:33 PM   #487 (permalink)
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TFW a guy you don't know but talked to once keeps saying hi and purposely sits beside you in the computer lab (and has b.o.).
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:10 AM   #488 (permalink)
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TFW a guy you don't know but talked to once keeps saying hi and purposely sits beside you in the computer lab (and has b.o.).
When I went to my community college to apply for classes the entire place smelled like a gym. I mean, I figure some people have problems with BO, but when the entire building reeks of it, there's a problem.
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:49 AM   #489 (permalink)
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that feeling when you get hit on by attractive older men but they're not Morrissey.
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:59 AM   #490 (permalink)
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When I went to my community college to apply for classes the entire place smelled like a gym. I mean, I figure some people have problems with BO, but when the entire building reeks of it, there's a problem.
Yikes, remind me not to go there! I suppose I am at an IT college so it kind of makes sense. It generally doesn't smell too bad because they have air conditioning but yeah I was like ugh leave me alone Mr Smelly Bum.
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