Also, tfw when a customer asks you where the peaches are from, and you say the US and she still isn't happy because they come from california and not the carolinas.. voting with your dollar to the extreme. I really wanted to ask her why she felt that way but I didn't have time to hear her assumingly ridiculous reasoning.

TFW you go for the extra beers from two days ago, thinking you have five, but you actually only have two, and now you're wondering how you didn't wake up in a puddle of your own vomit.

Those damn beer goblins again! Can't leave your beer unattended for five minutes....

TFW you bend down to pat a dog, get up too fast, a massive head rush, and then almost pass out.

I used to do this in high school for the high where you pass out and have a seizure. Don't mix with ecstasy.

I think that's being unfair. Their heads are all pretty normal sized.
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Between Massachusetts and California we lived in Tempe Arizona for 4 months. This was 20 years ago. Linda and I did ectasy one night, walked out into the desert amongst the cactus, during the most amazing sunset I've ever witnessed.

Ever seen a large cactus up close and personal? Running into one would be the very definition of "death by a thousand cuts". Every single one of these would draw blood.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/macr...t-63313257.jpg

I've seen a couple cacti in my day. I grew up in Arizona and even lived for a few years in Tempe as well. Arizona hands down has some of the best sunsets out of anywhere I've ever lived though, mostly because of the openness of the landscape allowing you to see a lot. Phoenix area away from the city lights is prime meteor shower watching realty too.

I was in Tempe when this went down. It was such a blast watching everyone freak the **** out. Plus, I actually got to see it firsthand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Lights

I allegedly saw it too, but I was two at the time so I don't recall it. My parents and I saw it when we were on an outside patio at a restaurant (allegedly).