It's spring.

Who cares?

Spring, I imagine.

I've been burned in it lol.

Because I'm a ****ING WHITE MALE.

There are only two times a white person is truly jealous of a black person. When a white guy looks down in the mirror, and when any white person stays out too long in the sun.

tfw you open a new tab to post a Manowar song but then get stuck listening to the entire song because one cannot simply turn off a Manowar song

TFW someone posts a Manowar song when you're drunk and you gotta bump it.

you asked for it

Not enough beer in the world.

Fallacy.

Based on decades of research, and using similar height and weight, a black man will average about 1/10" more length than a white man but will suffer a bit in girth.

Chew on that Bat. :D