Originally Posted by Chiomara

Tfw you step into an ant pile (interrupting your reverie) because, rather than walk on the sidewalk around the pond like all the other walkers, you had to instead climb over the fence and walk dramatically through the field toward the setting sun with your eyes closed and no shoes on (because 'Llorando' from Mulholland Drive on your playlist began playing which sent your already wistful, melancholic state into overdrive) and as a result you now have both blisters and ant bites all over your feet.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I know what the Noid is. I was conscious when it was a thing.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Tfw you are lying on the sofa and your cat jumps up to lie with you and does that thing with his paws where they knead and squashes your bollocks

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

... you get out of the hospital. You feel bad for all the others still waiting to be seen, but hey, you're out!

... you snag the last CD/book/dress/ipad/pairof shoes/whatever in the shop

... the bus driver says "Next three only!" and you're the third person in line

... It's pissing rain and you have the day off work

... a show comes back on the TV you haven't seen in years

... your favourite band announce they're only playing a few dates, and your town is one of them!

... the bill arrives and it's MUCH less than you expected

... the bank makes an error in your favour

... you hear THE best album of the year

... you discover your new favourite band

... you're sure you bought something you really wanted/needed but can't find it, but then it's right at the bottom of the bag

... something long lost turns up

... the annoying canvasser/surveyor at your door turns out to be really cute

... your pet, who you thought was really sick, turns out not to be after all

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

...you jerk off and the shame of cyberin in a lesbian chat room with a fake profile fills your feels with shame and guilt

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good