Wait, they have daylight savings in Canada?

Tfw daylight savings does nothing to solve the daylight gap.

Daylight Savings is in pretty much all parts of the world that aren't 3rd world ****holes as far as I know.

time is retarded

That feeling when.....
 

....... You nut for the first time
....... She qweefs
....... You rub the pussy and it is
....... You listen to a new song and it is straight TRAP
........ You go to McDonald's and the Mcflurry Machine is down
........ You take a shower and the water runs Cold
........ When she pissed because you get soft after you nut but she still aint nut
........ When you check your account and you spent more money than you thought

lol?

You don't belong here. Go back to twitter.

Im still trying to figure out the 3rd one.

I think it's like a Schrodinger's cat sort of thing.

TFW you masturbate so long and so vigorously that it becomes a workout with a happy ending.