That feeling when you take it in the ass and something better pops up.

Tfw everyone offers "advice," but no one actually offers help.

Tfw you see an article in German about Boris Blank with his age in the headline so you think he died but he really just turned 65 today.

TFW you're trying to get an internship and the receptionist at the planning office is the rudest, most unprofessional cunt you've ever had the pleasure of dealing with over the phone, but you can't say anything..

I'll be sure to tell her how I feel when the internship is over or if I get denied.

TFW you want to leave a meeting because it was supposed to be finished minutes ago but people keep asking more questions and dragging it on.

That feeling of sadness when old men deliver your pizza.

This is why I order online and add random **** in the requests. I had one delivery driver recite the Green Lantern oath and it was awesome. Couldn't have given a **** how old or manly they were.

Now I want a pizza.

I think our senior citizens have been through enough.

I always want pizza.

You haven't lived until you've had a 20-something delivery driver get out of their car, reading from their phone, go, "In blackest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight, let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light."

He got a big tip needless to say.

Dude don't tell me you sucked the delivery guy off? :dj: