I see you picked up a new word. Good job. :clap:

I chose it because you're as mindless as a cactus, and platypussies are the most mindless cactus of them all.

Your irony is hopelessly tacky and after-the-fact.

I don't do my own irony, I got too the dry cleaners whenever I have to do that.

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Oh for the love of Christ, it was part of his lame joke.

Do I need to quote myself explaining what a joke is?

That was not a joke. You are a moron. Or just really bad at jokes. I guess I could believe either one tbh.

I don't know what's going on anymore.

Tfw you're toeing the line between drunk enough to be a hilarious troll and drunk enough to be seriously hurtful without realizing it but you're out of booze so you're hesitant about 100% of your posts but you still want to make Ki cry.