I always take those periods without Ki and Chelsea for granted. Can't wait for the next one.

The fact that you're still here is making me question whether or not coming back was a good idea.

It wasn't.

Which makes it that much sweeter.

I stayed away for fifteen minutes just then. I hope you relished the dog**** out of it.

Best 15 minutes of my entire last hour.

At least until you masturbate later.

That feeling when you type "Jam Bands" into the MB search function and you get 1000 search results!

Then you read the strapline that says the word Jam was too short to be used in the search.

Don't forget to pick the cat **** up off your parent's yard while you're gone next time.

I don't know what you're talking about. Then again I'm high as ****.