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07-24-2014, 07:18 PM | #431 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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you come home from the market with fresh fruit and just had what was probably the greatest mango in the history of mangoes. Are they even in season? Because that **** was tops.
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07-24-2014, 11:50 PM | #432 (permalink) |
Maelian
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One of the brake lights on my car needs to be replaced and people keep slowing down and pestering me to tell me that it's not working.
mfw I just want to be left the fuck alone.
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07-25-2014, 12:10 AM | #433 (permalink) | |
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Spoiler for For lady :D:
TFW you are stocking shelves and an old man walks by singing: "Who that? Who that? I-G-G-Y.." Quote:
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07-25-2014, 01:31 AM | #434 (permalink) |
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"Something on my left front wheel keeps tickin'"
OH MY GOD Our car was doing that for a while and we could never figure it out. One day it just suddenly stopped so yeah, whatever, it's all good. Love that song.
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07-25-2014, 11:14 AM | #436 (permalink) |
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It was probably the indicator on your brake shoes, it makes noise til its ground all the way down. Better pull off the rim and at least look at it. If its drum brakes it could be an adjustment spring.
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07-25-2014, 09:34 PM | #437 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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When you wanna go out and get ****ed up but you have to be responsible and save your money so you can go move somewhere cheaper so you can go out and get ****ed up more often without having to worry about not being able to afford to move somewhere cheaper.
The dilemma, it is a strong one.
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07-26-2014, 05:00 AM | #438 (permalink) | |||
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07-26-2014, 05:27 AM | #439 (permalink) | ||
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TFW, you wake up in your California king and there is a safety pin stuck in the meatiest part of your thigh...Argh!
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07-27-2014, 12:17 AM | #440 (permalink) |
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mfw I sleep for 8 hours and I'm still tired
mfw I sleep for over 12 hours and I'm still tired mfw I indulge in large amounts of caffeine out of sheer desperation AND I'M STILL FUCKING TIRED LORD HELP ME JESUS mfw I think of my future oh god I'm so tired
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