Probably not.

You're just jealous you didn't invent pork bbq steak, or then innovate with bacon.

That actually sounds disgusting.

As he tries it out.

I'm of the opinion that meat always goes well with meat that isn't gross by itself. You should see my sandwiches.

No homo.

Well, yeah. duh

I'm not a big fan of bacon though, and I'd rather have just the steak with nothing on it.

I love bacon, I just don't like too much bacon if that makes sense.

1. I'm not a bacon worshipper, but it's still good to put on other stuff.

2. I don't think I know anyone who knows how to properly make steak. They can grill it and ****, but actually doing something with it...

3. Can you make a steak and mail it to me in one of those Pizza Hut oven bag things?

I have a friend that knows how to make a steak really really ****ing well. He hands down made the best steak I've ever had in my entire life. Not sure what he did with it, but it was absolutely amazing. Like, I didn't even use any sauce with it because I was just enjoying the plane steak too much.

Steak is best by itself when done right. Maybe some mushrooms and A1, but if it's cooked to perfection, then yeah leave that ****er alone.

1. meh
2. meh
3. I don't think you understand logistics very well