That feeling when...

The Batlord · 10-06-2016, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

TFW you drink alone at the beach with your back towards society listening to your own music and still just not giving a flying fvcking shjt while the voices in your head make you sick and want to vomit.

Drinking on the beach is awesome. Especially at night when one half of the world just feels completely empty.

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Everyone is insane. The ones who get labeled as such are just the ones who don't realize that yet or do and aren't equipped to handle that fact for what it is. I inflict you with my disease for you are the ones who gave it to me. Amen. Upon everyone I wish a hurried death.

Nah, the crazy people are just interesting... and potentially nonfunctional. The normies are those too boring to be crazy, but at least they can deal with a mortgage. I guess.

Key · 10-11-2016, 08:34 PM

tfw you still get your ex's mail because she used to live at your parents house and a letter from collections stating they are demanding the $1000 in overdraft fees comes through and have no way of contacting her.

DwnWthVwls · 10-11-2016, 11:53 PM

You love it.

Key · 10-12-2016, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

You love it.

I burned it.

GuD · 10-17-2016, 02:42 AM

TFW u dunno if people are following you or stealing from you or assaulting you or others because of the things you do or say.

Tfw ypu dunno if people are changing the time on clocks before you see them so you don't know what time it actually is, and if they're doing that why they would.

Suicide or a life of complete revlusipn? Wtf is the fvcking difference

Plankton · 10-18-2016, 12:24 PM

...tfw you try to send a text to your daughter, but accidentally send it to your friend that spent 15 years in prison. I wonder if he likes being called Sweetee? This is gonna be hilarious.

~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 10-18-2016, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

...tfw you try to send a text to your daughter, but accidentally send it to your friend that spent 15 years in prison. I wonder if he likes being called Sweetee? This is gonna be hilarious.

Might bring back some vivid memories, nomsayin...

Plankton · 10-19-2016, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

Might bring back some vivid memories, nomsayin...

I'm just glad he has a sense of humor.

Key · 10-20-2016, 05:43 PM

That feeling when you finally install the new speakers you got from your mom months ago and you realize just what you were missing without surround sound on your computer. Holy **** this is just amazing.

Plankton · 10-21-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki

That feeling when you finally install the new speakers you got from your mom months ago and you realize just what you were missing without surround sound on your computer. Holy **** this is just amazing.

What kind?

Tfw a non-vegan friend gives you a batch of some of the best bbq pork you've ever eaten, and now you feel sorry for all your vegan friends who will never know the beauty of the bbq pork orgy in your mouth.

10-17-2016, 02:42 AM	#4245 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	TFW u dunno if people are following you or stealing from you or assaulting you or others because of the things you do or say. Tfw ypu dunno if people are changing the time on clocks before you see them so you don't know what time it actually is, and if they're doing that why they would. Suicide or a life of complete revlusipn? Wtf is the fvcking difference __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

10-18-2016, 12:24 PM	#4246 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	...tfw you try to send a text to your daughter, but accidentally send it to your friend that spent 15 years in prison. I wonder if he likes being called Sweetee? This is gonna be hilarious. __________________ See location...

10-11-2016, 08:34 PM	#4242 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	tfw you still get your ex's mail because she used to live at your parents house and a letter from collections stating they are demanding the $1000 in overdraft fees comes through and have no way of contacting her.

10-20-2016, 05:43 PM	#4249 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	That feeling when you finally install the new speakers you got from your mom months ago and you realize just what you were missing without surround sound on your computer. Holy **** this is just amazing.