Drinking on the beach is awesome. Especially at night when one half of the world just feels completely empty.

Nah, the crazy people are just interesting... and potentially nonfunctional. The normies are those too boring to be crazy, but at least they can deal with a mortgage. I guess.

tfw you still get your ex's mail because she used to live at your parents house and a letter from collections stating they are demanding the $1000 in overdraft fees comes through and have no way of contacting her.

You love it.

I burned it.

TFW u dunno if people are following you or stealing from you or assaulting you or others because of the things you do or say.

Tfw ypu dunno if people are changing the time on clocks before you see them so you don't know what time it actually is, and if they're doing that why they would.

Suicide or a life of complete revlusipn? Wtf is the fvcking difference

...tfw you try to send a text to your daughter, but accidentally send it to your friend that spent 15 years in prison. I wonder if he likes being called Sweetee? This is gonna be hilarious.

Might bring back some vivid memories, nomsayin...

I'm just glad he has a sense of humor.

That feeling when you finally install the new speakers you got from your mom months ago and you realize just what you were missing without surround sound on your computer. Holy **** this is just amazing.

What kind?

Tfw a non-vegan friend gives you a batch of some of the best bbq pork you've ever eaten, and now you feel sorry for all your vegan friends who will never know the beauty of the bbq pork orgy in your mouth.