As good an explanation as any I suppose...

Urban Dictionary: dillhole

Only the best form of insult next to fucktard. You dillhole.

She's not coming back. She's entering a cloister. But if she gets into some Slayer and Black Flag in the meantime, more power to her!

But, yes, my family is unnatural. You'll never meet anyone like us (because we actually get along).

They still have nuns? Huh.

^More things are wrought by prayer than this world dream of.

Well until I can pray my way into Scarlett Johansson's vagina I'll stick with dreaming.

Your prayers are shit. No one hears them.

As my dry dick will attest.

TFW you secretly slip Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage onto your daughter's mp3 player before she gets on an international flight.

She's heard it once before, and it made quite an impression, so I hope she's pleased to see it on there.

Tfw you're in the middle of the first song of a 10 song set, and you suddenly feel the Enchilada Suiza you had for lunch trying to exit your body.