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Old 06-07-2016, 11:06 AM   #3901 (permalink)
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omg tfw you go with your dad and brothers to the mosque because ramadan and during prayers everyone gets in the sujud position and you realize what a fine ass your local imam has

talk about awkward boners
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Old 06-07-2016, 12:03 PM   #3902 (permalink)
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omg tfw you go with your dad and brothers to the mosque because ramadan and during prayers everyone gets in the sujud position and you realize what a fine ass your local imam has

talk about awkward boners
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Old 06-07-2016, 12:06 PM   #3903 (permalink)
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Tfw The Batlord is still breathing.
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Old 06-07-2016, 01:04 PM   #3904 (permalink)
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that is not a mosque and that man does NOT look like hes praying...
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Old 06-07-2016, 01:28 PM   #3905 (permalink)
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omg tfw you go with your dad and brothers to the mosque because ramadan and during prayers everyone gets in the sujud position and you realize what a fine ass your local imam has

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Thought you were ex Muslim?
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Old 06-07-2016, 01:33 PM   #3906 (permalink)
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Thought you were ex Muslim?
i am

i didnt actually pray and my family knows that i never do lol

i do still go sometimes because it can be more entertaining than staying at home
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Old 06-07-2016, 01:36 PM   #3907 (permalink)
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Praying at the altar of dat ass! Wait, this is the dad joke thread, right?
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i didnt actually pray and my family knows that i never do lol

i do still go sometimes because it can be more entertaining than staying at home
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Old 06-08-2016, 05:35 PM   #3909 (permalink)
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i didnt actually pray and my family knows that i never do lol

i do still go sometimes because it can be more entertaining than staying at home
Any spicious activity going on at your Mosque? Trump says we need to keep our eyes peeled on those darn mosques, amiritefellas?
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Any spicious activity going on at your Mosque? Trump says we need to keep our eyes peeled on those darn mosques, amiritefellas?
i live in the middle east most of our daily activities would probably be considered 'suspicious' in the US
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